Home-Maid

Me: Aaj late kyon aaye?
Maid: Baarish Ki vazah se Bhaiyya ji.
Me: Par baarish hui kahaan?
Maid: Haan Bhaiyya ji. wait karte-karte late ho gayi

Home-Maid

Me: 4 din se bathroom mein kapde vaise he rakhe hain, dhoye kyon nahin aapne?

Maid: Bhaiyyaji aap log he toh 'save water' ka ad banate ho. ab mujhpe uska asar ho gaya toh gussa kyon hote ho?

Home-Maid:

Maid: Bhaiyya ji ek account khulvana tha mujhe.

Me: Kaunse Bank mein?
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Maid: Bhaiyyaji bank ka toh hai, main toh FB account ki baat kar rahi hun.

Home-Maid:

Me: Kal aap aaye nahin, aur pahle bataya bhi nahin aapne.

Maid: Bhaiyya ji, maine toh FB pe comment chhoda tha, aapne check nahin kiya?

Home-Maid

(sorry! my Maid was late today, so the joke.)

Maid: Bhaiyyaji Gas khatam ho gayi!
Me: OK, Its time to meet some MBA's today.

Home-Maid

Maid: Bhaiyyaji aaj mooli ke paratthe bana dun?

Me: Nahin! aaj client meeting cancel ho gayi hai.

SelfMaid

Me: Kal yahaan table pe ek DVD rakhi thi, aapne dekhi kya?

Maid: Nahin bhaiyya humein angrezi kahaan aati hai.