August: The Weblog

Home-Maid

2010-07-16T11:02:00.000+05:30

Me: Aaj late kyon aaye?
Maid: Baarish Ki vazah se Bhaiyya ji.
Me: Par baarish hui kahaan?
Maid: Haan Bhaiyya ji. wait karte-karte late ho gayi

Home-Maid

2010-07-15T12:22:00.001+05:30

Me: 4 din se bathroom mein kapde vaise he rakhe hain, dhoye kyon nahin aapne?

Maid: Bhaiyyaji aap log he toh 'save water' ka ad banate ho. ab mujhpe uska asar ho gaya toh gussa kyon hote ho?

2010-07-14T11:10:00.001+05:30

Home-Maid:

Maid: Bhaiyya ji ek account khulvana tha mujhe.

Me: Kaunse Bank mein?
...
Maid: Bhaiyyaji bank ka toh hai, main toh FB account ki baat kar rahi hun.

2010-07-14T11:08:00.000+05:30

Home-Maid:

Me: Kal aap aaye nahin, aur pahle bataya bhi nahin aapne.

Maid: Bhaiyya ji, maine toh FB pe comment chhoda tha, aapne check nahin kiya?

Home-Maid

2010-07-10T12:00:00.001+05:30

(sorry! my Maid was late today, so the joke.)

Maid: Bhaiyyaji Gas khatam ho gayi!
Me: OK, Its time to meet some MBA's today.

Home-Maid

2010-07-09T10:39:00.002+05:30

Maid: Bhaiyyaji aaj mooli ke paratthe bana dun?

Me: Nahin! aaj client meeting cancel ho gayi hai.

SelfMaid

2010-07-08T11:00:00.002+05:30

Me: Kal yahaan table pe ek DVD rakhi thi, aapne dekhi kya?

Maid: Nahin bhaiyya humein angrezi kahaan aati hai.

Self-Maid

2010-07-07T10:35:00.002+05:30

Maid: Bhaiyyaji, lunch mein dahi bhi rakh dun?

Me: Nahin rahne do, aaj lunch se pahle 2 client meeting hain.

Home-Maid

2010-07-06T10:32:00.002+05:30

Me (in my head):
Plan A-
Go to Maid's house.
Ask for her most precious/fragile crockery.
Destroy it.
Plan B-
Plan A in slow-motion.

Maid (in real n loud): Bhaiyyaji, PLAN rice banaun ya jeera rice?

Home-Maid

2010-07-05T11:47:00.002+05:30

Me to Maid: Dining table pe itni dhool hai ki main uspe apna naam likh sakta hun!
Maid: Bhaiyya padhe-likhe nahin hain varna hum bhi likhte.

Home-Maid

2010-07-05T11:33:00.002+05:30

Me to Maid: roz mere 1-2 glass phodne ke liye aapko 4 floor chadhne ki zaroorat nahin. kal se phone kar dena, main khud phod lunga.

Home-Maid

2010-07-03T10:55:00.000+05:30

Me to Maid- Ye bhi koi baat hui? paise bhi aap lo, aur glass phodne ka saara mazaa bhi aap?!!

Gold's Gym Ambient

2010-03-08T20:50:00.001+05:30

2010-02-20T21:01:00.001+05:30

हल्की सी ये
सर्द शाम है
आजा छत पर काटेंगे,
आधा टुकड़ा चाँद उगा है
आधा आधा बांटेगे.
शादी में फिंकते सिक्कों से
बिखरे ये जो तारे हैं
थोडा लड़ के
थोडा मिल के
अपना अपना छाटेंगे.

2010-02-20T13:02:00.002+05:30

अब जब भी
होली आती है
देख इंसान के
इतने रंग
बेचारी शरमाती है!

What do you guys think?

2010-02-19T11:54:00.001+05:30

The Pre-Launch Hoardings for Gold's Gym, Cyber City, Gurgaon

"Your Nation. Your Vote." A web campaign by yours truly

2009-05-21T16:41:00.001+05:30

Copy: Akshat Ghildial
Art: Bhavv Chawla

Comics, here we come

2009-05-18T14:53:00.008+05:30

Here's a rough sketch (by an artist called Pawan) for a comic project we are currently working on.

And oh, look, here's a coloured one.

And here we are in full glory!

Heh! We're so kicked.

If you like it, say 'aye' in the comments section. If not, tell us how we can improve it.

Blatant shameless plagiarisation? Or uncanny coincidence? You decide.

2009-05-17T15:21:00.000+05:30

This is what we presented to icontrol (an iptv product), a JV between MTNL/BSNL and Aksh Optifibres some time in October 2008:

This is what was released in today's newspaper for a similar product from MTNL/BSNL.

So , are you thinking what we are thinking?

We've been spotted!

2009-05-17T15:13:00.001+05:30

After 2 years of toiling in complete silence, our work has finally been noticed. 4Ps, a prominent Advertising & Marketing mag, noticed this outdoor that we did for Conscient Infrastructure Pvt. Ltd. They are all praises for it. Makes us glad.

Inspiration: Tajmahal

2008-04-23T18:56:00.005+05:30

Yet another aborted idea.

The product: Extremely high-end Audio-Visual products- Home Theatres, Car Audio Systems and the likes.

The idea: Extreme desire breeds possessiveness.

So, what do you think?

Rust in peace.

2008-04-23T17:59:00.009+05:30

Oh, all the good stuff that gets trash-canned 'cos someone can not make up his mind. Well , at least now we have a place for the ghosts. Let's pray for their resurrection.

This one was tediously sketched the old fashioned way first, and then touched up with some nifty photoshopping.

And this one deserves a nod for immaculate copy work, if we may say so ourselves.

Ek anokhi roshni

2008-04-23T16:59:00.012+05:30

A client is holding an internal talent hunt at their annual conference. They wanted to promote the event internally, and this is what we came up with. We think its cool for half a day's work (Yup- brief to creative, just half a day). What do you think?

PS: We had no part in devising the name and logo.

August: The Weblog

Home-Maid

Home-Maid

Home-Maid:Maid: Bhaiyya ji ek account khulvana tha mujhe.Me: Kaunse Bank mein?...Maid: Bhaiyyaji bank ka toh hai, main toh FB account ki baat kar rahi hun.

Home-Maid:

Me: Kal aap aaye nahin, aur pahle bataya bhi nahin aapne.

Maid: Bhaiyya ji, maine toh FB pe comment chhoda tha, aapne check nahin kiya?

Home-Maid

(sorry! my Maid was late today, so the joke.)Maid: Bhaiyyaji Gas khatam ho gayi!Me: OK, Its time to meet some MBA's today.

Home-Maid

SelfMaid

Self-Maid

Home-Maid

Home-Maid

Home-Maid

Home-Maid

Gold's Gym Ambient

What do you guys think?

"Your Nation. Your Vote." A web campaign by yours truly

Comics, here we come

Blatant shameless plagiarisation? Or uncanny coincidence? You decide.

We've been spotted!

Inspiration: Tajmahal

Rust in peace.

Ek anokhi roshni

Home-Maid:

Maid: Bhaiyya ji ek account khulvana tha mujhe.

Me: Kaunse Bank mein?
...
Maid: Bhaiyyaji bank ka toh hai, main toh FB account ki baat kar rahi hun.

(sorry! my Maid was late today, so the joke.)

Maid: Bhaiyyaji Gas khatam ho gayi!
Me: OK, Its time to meet some MBA's today.